• 04:53 tmobile is a POS. I'm just sayin'. #
• 04:54 @emscharitykiss @phee78 that's what I thought of too! #
• 04:55 @crankye you like it? why? #
• 04:58 @phee78 I can't remember the guy in that movie. #
• 04:59 @phee lollipop lollipop ooh lolli-lollipop! I just felt like singing that #
• 05:05 @emscharitykiss it was pretty cheesy...and not in a good way. #
• 05:06 @butnotquite "yahoooooooo!" #
• 05:12 @phee78 @emscharitykiss I thought it was nic cage, but I wasn't sure. I liked him in Con Air #
• 05:16 @Eamon_Sullivan haha even I wouldn't have believed that rumor and I love ol Thorpey. #
• 05:18 @Eamon_Sullivan he was my last Olympic crush before a certain American runner usurped his position. #
• 13:37 @calidreamn08 how about an open bottle of syrup from 2006? haha. been there. #
• 13:40 @Betseyj cramps suck. I'm sorry. #
• 20:38 @calidreamn08 the crazy thing is SOMW #
• 20:40 @calidreamn08 someone thinks we could still eat that crap. I should just chuck it when she isn't looking. I'm the only one who eats waffles #
• 20:42 @calidreamn08 Thomas Guide? #
• 21:03 Dude, Drew Wiley kinda rocks a Reezy vibe w/that curly hair. unf unf bb unf unf #
• 21:09 @chicrunner I've never seen that. how is it? #
• 21:10 @calidreamn08 ohh. no, don't chunk that. I wonder if my mom has any of those #
• 21:12 @calidreamn08 btw wish me luck. I'm doing a 5k solstice walk tomorrow. wanna pass a few ppl lol #
• 22:10 @chicrunner Cool. I sort of want to see it because I majored in culinary arts in college. #
• 22:15 @chicrunner I might! I just caught the end of Elf on CBS. OOH I HAVE A 5K walk tomorrow I'm so psycheddddd #
• 22:22 @Phee78 PHEEFO! #
• 23:40 @tehgp bb I thought u went 2 bed #
• 00:00 ahh come on snl #
• 00:18 @bunnyrenee THAT'S FREAKIN SWEET #
• 00:50 @piratesswoop I love that stupid song #
• 02:28 @crankye wtf>? #
• 03:32 Oh I see how it is. First THE SONG that reminds me of Wheatiez and now a song that makes me think of my Thorpey fic #
• 03:39 What the fuck was I thinking letting that lady at Sally's talk me into buying a TAN mineral makeup? I AM NOT TAN. SMFH #

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• 04:15 @tehgp yikes bb! #
• 04:17 @crankye That's a LOT of cards!! #
• 20:55 @purplelipstiick which movie is it? #
• 20:56 @tehgp wat happened bb? #
• 20:58 @kerronclement Dude you DO look sorta like Taye Diggs...and that's a GOOD thing because Taye is HOT! #
• 21:03 @Phee78 @piratesswoop lol bbs I just hit on Kerron Clement via twitter hahaha ngl he is hoooottttttttt omggg #
• 21:08 @PurpleLipstiick I'm not sure I've ever seen that. Man, this was the first year I HAVEN'T heard his Thanksgiving song. #
• 21:09 @Phee78 check him out @kerronclement the man is FIERCE on hurdles! FIERCEEEEE! #
• 21:12 @Phee78 I knowwww! I met him very briefly this summer! Nice guy! #
• 21:22 @PurpleLipstiick that song and the Hannukah song are the BOMB. I love Sandler. I'm not Jewish, but I LOVE the Hannukah song #
• 21:27 @piratesswoop lol I only know Hewitt's name because he's Aussie #
• 21:35 @tehgp lolwat #
• 21:42 @myuze_me Why? #
• 21:42 @piratesswoop MTF? #
• 21:47 @tehgp oooh cool :D #
• 21:48 watching Medium for the first time. NGL it's pretty good. #
• 22:04 @choochoobear Wow. Congrats! #
• 22:25 @piratesswoop Why would that mean there's something wrong with you? #
• 22:27 @piratesswoop the ratings on that website confuse the fuck out of me #
• 22:32 @piratesswoop man, my stepmom would be ALL OVER this website and use it to dictate what movies we wouldn't watch #
• 22:33 @tehgp lol bb pmp? #
• 23:11 @ShannonRowbury Drunken chickens??? #
• 23:12 @piratesswoop lmao so RTing that #
• 23:45 @MDMBA2 lmao snoop and Alicia? #
• 23:48 @MDMBA2 SAINTS FTW! #
• 23:58 @Phee78 PHEEFO! #
• 00:01 @Phee78 *gives Pheefo candy canes* #
• 00:03 @Phee78 welcome! I miss my Wheatiez. It isn't the same on FB with everyone gone for the holidays #
• 00:13 DO NOT WANT A MENTAL IMAGE OF WHEATIEZ IN A BANANA HAMMOCK! DNW! DNW!!! ILU BB BUT A BANANA HAMMOCK WOULD BE A BAD LOOK 4 U! #
• 00:13 NO BUDGIE SMUGGLERS 4 BB WHEATIEZ! (This was for @Phee78 and @emscharitykiss) #
• 00:14 @Phee78 LMAO look at the tweet where I mentioned you and Emz #
• 00:15 @Phee78 One of his friends posted to his wall "Remember what you promised me. Banana Hammock in Barbados. I want a picture as proof." #
• 00:20 @Phee78 SOMEWHERE I saw a pic of him and a bunch of other guys NAKED on the track by my high school! He's pretty pale haha #
• 00:21 @Phee78 their man bits are censored though #
• 00:24 @piratesswoop lmao what is this from? #
• 00:26 @Phee78 the idea of Wheatiez with a tan kind of horrfies me, ngl. It doesn't seem natural...but neither did the idea of me having one #
• 00:26 @Phee78 and now the only time I see my natural skintone on my arms is when I take my watch off #
• 00:28 @piratesswoop lol ngl a nativity scene without bb Jesus doesn't make much sense to me either, but I'm not gonna whine on FB about it geez #
• 00:31 @piratesswoop wankfests like this make me LOL. #
• 00:36 @piratesswoop did he spell it like that? #
• 00:37 @piratesswoop I didn't read that far into the comments lol #
• 00:41 @piratesswoop What's the latest wankfest on ONTD? #
• 00:43 @supwitchugirl Eggsplosion is my Supwitchugirl JAM. #
• 00:44 WHEN I'M ON F'BOOK I BE JUST POKINNN I BE JUS' POKIN I BE JUS' POKIN I'M UP ON THE F'BOOK AN I BE JUS POKINNNN #
• 00:44 @piratesswoop lol transwank? #
• 00:47 @piratesswoop I figured, but what was the transwank about? #
• 00:56 @emscharitykiss hey emz #
• 01:04 Why am I still hungry? FML this shit is why I've put on so much weight over the last few months. #
• 01:05 ugh I really want some chili right now #
• 01:20 @emscharitykiss I'm ok. How are you? #
• 01:29 @emscharitykiss why? What's going on? #
• 01:31 @emscharitykiss *hugs* I'm sorry #
• 01:32 @emscharitykiss does it have anything to do with all the haters you have to deal with? #
• 01:34 @emscharitykiss Aww. *big hugs* That's horrible! People suck sometimes =/ #
• 01:36 @emscharitykiss What did they say? #
• 02:17 I feel like I'm being mocked for the time it takes me to walk 2 miles. Whatever dude. At least I'm out there doin it. #
• 02:48 @wuzzer85 I had no idea there were two versions. #
• 03:10 @crankye NOOO D: #
• 03:11 OMG I have to grow my MAB kid up to upper elementary age just so I can make him do relay races and 1-mile runs! I didn't know they had that! #
• 03:11 This when you know you like runners a little too much. #

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• 17:32 @piratesswoop you watch that????? smfh #
• 17:49 @piratesswoop ngl if I had that channel I'd watch too...just for that Snookie girl #
• 17:54 @briannaglenn throw one of those Ugly Holiday Sweater parties people are so into right now! #
• 18:05 @briannaglenn haha me too, but I'd still love to go to one of those parties. The UO track team threw a good one! #
• 18:08 @tehgp wat. the colts r playin 2nite???? #
• 18:11 @tehgp oh I will be fn pissed if they go down to the jax jags #
• 18:37 @tehgp lolol that pic was funny #
• 18:50 @piratesswoop lol what is this about #
• 18:59 @piratesswoop lolwat. wtf? #
• 19:23 @piratesswoop why do you hate michael cera? #
• 19:29 @piratesswoop he does pretty much play the same character over and over...but so does hugh grant #
• 19:31 @piratesswoop oh well. I like hugh. haha #
• 19:32 @piratesswoop he's charming #
• 19:39 @piratesswoop most romantic movie of the year??? lawlllllzzzzzz #
• 19:50 @universalsports Ryan Lochte better be on that list! #
• 22:28 @simplyn2deep that made me legit LOL. shitter = shutter #
• 22:35 @simplyn2deep that's funny! #
• 22:43 @simplyn2deep it's a parent thing, I guess #
• 00:27 @tehgp haha bb I just saw your last tweet to me and NGL I LOVE Hugh. But um...idk if I'll be seeing this new movie. DNW the girl in it DNWWW #
• 00:28 @Phee78 heyyy pheefoooo #
• 00:29 @wuzzer85 which comic of his did you check out? S*P? #
• 00:30 @wuzzer85 S*P used to be my favorite webcomic until I discovered QC. #
• 00:35 @wuzzer85 Really? Wow. Go back and read the early archives of S*P! #
• 00:53 @wuzzer85 definitely go back and read it! the first 2 years were the best #
• 00:54 @meganrenee323 so jealous of you right now #
• 02:04 @emscharitykiss What??? That's horrible! *hugs* #
• 02:05 @emscharitykiss I'll sic Ian on them for you #
• 02:08 @emscharitykiss Haters can GTFO, Emz.. #
• 02:34 @emscharitykiss your haters can kiss my big fat pale arse. #
• 02:34 @emscharitykiss nooo don't give up! #
• 03:15 @Phee78 WHAT! Where is the purple Christmas tree?? #

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Thank youuuuu to
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I got your cards and I loved them :*******

And thanks to
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and all the anons for mah snowflake cookies. brb omnomnom
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• 04:04 @missshenna REALLY??? REALLY??? A PICTURE OF BABY'S POOP? REALLY, PARENTS??? BTW your comment = WIN #
• 04:15 @Phee78 I like this song!!! #
• 04:18 @Phee78 Aww do you only get that as a download? I love it! #
• 04:23 @Phee78 that'd be sweet. :D I need to get a picture of that giant peppermint lollipop for you! I saw it again today! #
• 04:31 @tehgp lol bb that is warm winter weather here #
• 04:35 @Phee78 woo! Thanks!! I'll check it when I get up in a little bit haha #
• 04:54 @andybons hey, I've been to pharmacies when they run out of anti-anxiety/antidepressant drugs. It isn't pretty #
• 04:55 @bunnyrenee There's SNOW??? #
• 05:01 @andybons Haha they probably eat Klonopin like candy on Wall St. I don't want to imagine how many people are on depression meds there #
• 05:04 @tehgp it isn't "warm". It just isn't frigid. Just like to someone who lives in like...Montana would tell me I'm being a pussy for not going #
• 05:05 @tehgp out in temps below 32 degrees. When it dips below freezing I stay my butt indoors. FTS. #
• 18:07 Yesss! Galen Rupp and Jenny Barringer named the winners of the 2009 Bowerman Awards! SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW. They deserve it! #
• 18:08 Ashton, I'm sorry you lost out to Galen, but hopefully 2010 will be ALL YOURS. #
• 18:13 @trckgk SO HAPPY about the winners of the Bowerman Awards right now. A little sad for Ashton, though. #
• 18:15 @OfficialMBallas a #
• 18:16 @OfficialMBallas Ashleigh and Russell had the best dance of the night but I'm not sure who I think will win. maybe jakob. #
• 19:01 omg so much fun. lolol the band played BB's fave song!!! hahaha I nearly legit LOL'd at that. Do you remember...the 21st night of September? #
• 19:02 eye spy...a Pre shirt! #
• 19:06 yo love is like...a rollercoaster bb bb...I wanna rideeee #
• 19:15 oh you know I just heard them announce that Galen and Jenny won the first annual Bowerman Awards. Yeah!! #
• 19:20 I thought TP wasn't playing tonight but I swear I saw him on the floor. #
• 19:24 haha this must be a little conflicting for lekendric longmire. he's from pascagoula, ms #
• 19:25 oh look an otc jacket! Ducks love track bbs! #
• 19:32 @trckgk I fully expect Ashton to attempt to defend his title in the dec in 2010! they announced the Bowerman Awards at the b-ball game I'm #
• 19:33 @trckgeek at right now...and a few people are repping track at this game, too! #
• 19:36 I am amused. Wheatiez is at the game in spirit through my button. I should have brought Ashton and Galen, too! #
• 19:39 @chicrunner I just signed up for my first 5K today! lol the woman at the running store saw my button and went "oh, I see you have an #
• 19:39 @chicrunner "...a #
• 19:40 @chicrunner "...Andy Wheating button!" I was not expecting that. haha. #
• 20:00 oh I am tickled GREEN(hurr...u kno like Ducks??) that miss Hasay likes my status!!! ilu bb Hasay. You are fierce...and going with me on my 5 #
• 20:01 yes I realize that being tickled until you're green would actually be a bad thing. it was a joke! #
• 20:03 @tehgp haha I don't have a snuggie either, but I want one #
• 20:03 @phee78 what were we talking about? #
• 20:04 I need a LeKendric button in my life now #
• 20:09 I am totally loving the cheerleader uniforms #
• 20:15 @bunnyrenee wow. wasn't expecting you guys to have snow. #
• 20:16 unf unf some of these guys are hottttt #
• 20:17 no. 22, I gotchu bb. 22 and 24! #
• 20:23 I am so amused by Puddles #
• 20:24 lollllll the jeering against msvs hahaha #
• 20:30 @briannaglenn have you been watching "sing off" before tonight? I like maxx factor and the 'bubs #
• 20:36 lol the band is so mean #
• 20:41 I don't think the cheerleaders realize that they formed a M with their arms and legs there haha #
• 20:42 I wonder if the football guys ever come to the b-ball games #
• 21:07 crap I just missed my shuttle #
• 21:10 ok as much as it creeps me out, I guess I have to walk back to campus from here. damn #
• 21:29 @briannaglenn I thought the first ep of that show kind of sucked, but last night's was good! who do you like on there? #
• 21:29 @simplyn2deep haha I like the 'bubs on that show #
• 21:30 Really? I just did my nails and already one has chipped. REALLY????? grr #
• 21:32 @simplyn2deep nicole CAN'T give more constructive criticism. she's a pussycat doll, therefore she can't really sing #
• 22:14 @briannaglenn cool. I like them both, too. #
• 22:23 @mdmba2 actually, I live off campus...got a ride home. The game was fantastic! #
• 22:23 @mdmba2 dude Wheatiez is going to Barbados for Christmas! #
• 22:24 @emscharitykiss that is the most ignorant comment...idek... #
• 22:25 @emscharitykiss *hugs* #
• 22:36 @mdmba2 I wish! There would be some 'how Lynn got her groove back' stuff goin down if I was in Barbados with him!!! #
• 22:38 @mdmba2 'oh hay bb wat up. let's go hang out and throw down to some reggae, y/y? I think yes. it's onnn #
• 23:01 @emscharitykiss yeah, it is. They obviously don't get it #
• 23:01 @MDMBA2 STELLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(I could not help myself. That is one of the best lines EVER) #
• 00:20 lmao geez, I bet the entire UO track team knows I love Andy Wheating now roflmao. The sick thing is I'm only a LITTLE embarrassed by this. #
• 00:21 It's totally an innocent crush. I idolize the boy. That's a big part of what it is. I see him and in an odd sort of way, I look up to him #
• 00:21 And then there's the fact that I look up to him in a LITERAL sense haha #
• 00:44 @phee78 WHERE ARE YOUUUU #
• 00:45 @phee78 PHEEFOOOOOO...WHERE IS MY JONGIRL AT TONIGHTTTT...OH NOW I HAVE "TONIGHT" STUCK IN MY HEAD! #
• 00:47 I AM SO TIRED THAT MY TEETH ACHE AND IT FEELS LIKE GALLAGHER HAS SPLIT OPEN MY SINUSES. #
• 00:48 yes, I feel like that statement justified caps lock haha #
• 00:48 @phee78 a vid for my favorite Blockhead! www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9ozlbTdcNM #
• 00:49 @Phee78 Joey's eyes are freakishly blue. How have I not noticed this before??? #
• 00:55 @emscharitykiss You still there Emz? #
• 00:57 I am totally being a Blockhead right now. Thanks @Phee78! "YOU'VE GOT THE RIGHT STUFF...BABYYYY...LOVE THE WAY YOU TURN ME ON!" #
• 01:04 Hm. I COULD roll with my Ashton button on my hip on the 20th. He does do the 1500 in the decathlon and that's almost twice as long as Andy's #
• 01:04 event. I think I will do exactly that. Showin some love for the decathletes(which he openly says don't get enough love) #
• 01:10 Please tell me I'm just tired. I don't want my prescription glasses to have to be changed again. That is so expensive. #
• 01:11 @Eamon_Sullivan Oh, that just sucks. I'm sorry. #
• 01:21 @crankye How high are they? I finally gave up on the whole heels thing. Seldom is it worth it to sacrifice comfort for such vanity. #
• 01:21 @crankye And vanity IS why we do it. #
• 01:30 @meganrenee323 YAAYY sounds like fun bb!!! #
• 01:35 @emscharitykiss yeah just tired. Been a long day #
• 01:47 @Phee78 I've been a Blockhead since I was 5 or 6 haha. They were my very first fangirl crush! #
• 01:58 @crankye Oooh ok. Gotcha. #
• 02:53 @bunnyrenee dude #uksnow is actually trending on twitter haha #
• 02:54 RT @StarsOfTwilight: Help @StarsOfTwilight raise money for @Alexslemonade to raise awareness of childhood cancer PLS RT bit.ly/5lNSG2 #
• 02:55 @Phee78 btw I almost automatically said G'KNIGHT to someone that wasn't even a Blockhead haha #
• 02:56 I'm off! G'KNIGHT Tweoples! That was for @Phee78 #
• 02:56 Later! G'night! *snuggz everyone* #

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• 04:24 @heyyumsugar I find that truly disturbing. That...and Baconnaise(who would actually eat that? Seriously, I would rather eat actual LARD.) #
• 15:49 @heyyumsugar really? does it just taste like bacon-flavored mayo or what? #
• 03:09 @emscharitykiss HAHAHAHA DUCKULA #
• 03:10 @Rove1974 New Moon can be kind of a tough read. And by "tough" I mean it felt like it dragged on FOREVERRRR #
• 03:11 Sometimes I wish I was a cat just so I could contort myself any which way and fall asleep like that anywhere at any time #
• 03:14 "I'm your biggest fan, I'll follow you until you love me/papa-paparazzi..." #
• 03:16 JAI HO! (I'm on a dance kick tonight) *grabs Wheatiez and goes nuts* #
• 03:19 @jephjacques I suppose now would be a bad time to tell you I'm jamming to a Lady GaGa station on pandora. Can't help myself. #
• 03:55 @Phee78 What's goin on Pheefo? #
• 03:58 @Phee78 SWEET. Can you preorder? #
• 04:00 @myuze_me CUUUUUTTTEEEEE #

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• 19:33 @xhoipolloix lol you're addicted to Hoarders #
• 19:38 @xhoipolloix no, but I've seen tv shows about hoarding before. it frightens me because I can be a pack rat. #
• 19:41 @piratesswoop I want to see Precious. I know it'll make me be all ;_; #
• 19:42 @xhoipolloix I definitely sympathize with hoarders, but some of the stuff I've seen like rotten food just blows me away. #
• 19:44 @xhoipolloix the most pointless things I hoard are probably receipts...for the timestamps. #
• 19:49 @xhoipolloix ngl I'm looking at my boxes and piles of stuff right now and going "OMG I have too much" #
• 19:51 @xhoipolloix yes, cash register receipts. I still have the receipt for my copy of Runner's World that Andy Wheating signed. #
• 19:56 @xhoipolloix in my defense, I did keep the receipt for that one in the actual magazine. #
• 20:12 @piratesswoop really? idk idk #
• 20:22 @piratesswoop yikes. eh, I think most large groups of sports fans can get pretty intense. LOL BB HAVE YOU SEEN TEBOW CRYING on FB? #
• 21:34 @piratesswoop does it? wtf. #
• 21:37 @steinerjs bb r u watching this Sing Off show? it's a bunch of acapella groups competing against each other #
• 21:45 @steinerjs I missed the SoCals, but I sort of liked the Puerto Rican group. my favorite got voted off. #
• 21:48 @steinerjs it makes me legit LOL that the girl from PCD is a judge. Really? YOU'RE a judge of an acapella singing comp? Really??? lawlz. #
• 21:51 @steinerjs I just find it ironic because she lip synchs and has synthesized vocals anyway. what could she possibly know about this? #
• 22:46 @omfgchocotaco the real O? #
• 23:03 @tehgp *snuggz* #
• 23:06 @butnotquite who is the crush on this time? NGL, I have a totally inappropriate not-so-legal crush on Taylor Lautner. SHAME. #
• 23:32 @Phee78 hahahaha #
• 23:35 @Phee78 WEIRD! #
• 23:38 @Phee78 huh? #
• 23:40 @Phee78 i'll watch it in a little bit #
• 00:09 @Phee78 omggg cuuuuteee #
• 00:16 @ryanlochte JEAH! WE MISSED YOU BB REEZY! #
• 00:28 @piratesswoop PUPPEH!!!! #
• 00:29 @piratesswoop puppy is here: photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs205.snc1/7217_151691048378_562518378_2747776_3136525_n.jpg #
• 00:48 @piratesswoop lol bb ilu #
• 02:11 @Phee78 OMG I TOTALLY SAW HIS @REPLY TO YOU #
• 02:17 @Phee78 I know you do! <3 #
• 02:18 @Phee78 YESSS HE ISSS #
• 02:48 @Phee78 You've obviously never had a Christmas in America #
• 02:53 @Phee78 LOL FINE @JonathanRKnight and Wheatiez and I can all have a white Christmas TOGETHER #
• 02:59 @crankye SERIOUSLY? Someone became a fan of "giving birth"??? #
• 03:00 @Phee78 ooh I like this version! #
• 03:06 @Phee78 haha no surprise at all! #
• 03:16 @Phee78 is it the finale? They aired that last week over here #
• 03:20 @Phee78 oooh enjoy it! #
• 03:29 @JonathanRKnight only the moving furniture part sounds insane haha #
• 03:29 @JonathanRKnight the rest of it makes perfect sense #
• 03:31 @Phee78 oh you know I'm waiting for your reply to that last tweet haha #
• 03:33 @Phee78 holy crap you've made almost 35,000 tweets #
• 03:40 Man I'm suddenly feeling like writing a love story again. Too bad I can't write a fic about bb Wheatiez. #
• 03:41 Well, I COULD...but it would be morally wrong since I've met the man and I cannot bear the thought of bastardizing his character in a story #
• 03:42 ...as if I don't do that often enough in my daydreams anyway. To put it down on paper would be completely over the top. #
• 03:42 FML part of me wants to do it soooooo baddddd #
• 03:47 @Phee78 pheefo I need halppppp #
• 03:53 It's been a while since the last time I had a "OMG HE IS SO----I LOVE HIM" Wheatiez moment, but I just had another one #
• 03:56 @steinerjs Am I the only one who sees a touch of Grevers here?(btw that's Wheatz): l.yimg.com/a/p/sp/oly/2008/headshots/20/247223.jpg #

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• 14:20 Way to ruin my plans for the day. fml #
• 14:21 sometimes I really hate winter weather. #
• 14:23 @navy_brat_1972 I would hardly call this 'warm rain' but at least it isn't as cold as it has been outside #
• 14:24 @navy_brat_1972 temp gauge says 37. wow. we might break 40 before it gets dark. maybe. #
• 14:29 eh, we know how it is. it won't warm up and dry out until late March or mid April #
• 14:30 @navy_brat_1972 eh we know how it is here. it won't warm up and dry out until late March or mid April #
• 22:11 @navy_brat_1972 it's warm-er and foggy right now. can't see squat outside. #
• 22:22 @whattheforks Team Jacob FTW! #
• 22:38 Silly rabbit! Trix are for kids! Geez, how long has it been since I had Trix? Haha. #
• 22:39 @tyrabanks what ice cream place was it? #
• 23:21 wtf the display on the laptop is upside down. how did this happen and how do we fix it? EVERTHING IS UPSIDE DOWN!! D: #
• 23:23 I must have hit some buttons when my mom handed it to me. I just don't know which ones. #
• 23:25 wtfffffff. #
• 23:30 helppppp #
• 23:31 @phee78 yo pheefo where are you #
• 23:41 lolllzzz they're mocking the Ducks on SNL #
• 23:42 rofl wtf #
• 23:43 @phee78 yes. everything is upside down!!! #
• 23:45 @phee78 k I'll let you know how it works in a few min. #
• 23:46 @phee78 yay it worked ty pheefo!!! #

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• 04:55 @phee78 WHEATIEZ COMMENTED ON A LINK I PUT UP AND I DAMN NEAR FREAKED OUT WHEN IT HAPPENED. #
• 04:56 @phee78 he just reminded me of WHY I love him. Because he remembers me, he signed my BUTTON and he crossed a table for that pic #
• 04:57 @phee78 ANDY, I TAKE IT ALL BACK. YOU'RE A SWEETHEART AND ILU <333 One douchey status doesn't change that. <333 #
• 17:10 @phee78 it was a link to a pic on my fb and the pic was of us at Fan D #
• 17:11 @phee78 it was a link to a pic on my fb and the pic was of us at Fan Day #
• 17:11 @tehgp ohh cool. #
• 17:26 I'm sensing a theme in Wheatiez' stat messages. BB r u goin thru a dry spell? I can help. #
• 17:44 lol my response to the latest Wheatz stat: if hot girls are in VW Jettas, what are the hot guys riding around in? #
• 17:45 negl, I sorta hope he responds, but I know my chances are slim. #
• 18:12 @thinkgeek I love the plush zombies! I need to get these for some people I know! #
• 18:17 @jephjacques lmao. sounds like a riot. #
• 18:26 @crankye every once in a while the term 'cunt' actually applies. #
• 02:00 @khensu83 lol when I saw you say hog's breath on FB I thought you were talking about lexi #

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Imagine a woman being stalked by a couple of dudes. Being chased at high speeds, the guys stalking her, her siblings, her mother and grandparents. If she had punched one of her stalkers, everyone would be like OH YEA YOU GO GIRL!
Don't deny it. You'd probably be cheering her on too.

• 18:04 lol at this Tebow Crying fan page on FB. #
• 18:17 @jephjacques I'm sure it's great. #
• 18:19 @kerronclement #igrewupon the Backstreet Boys lmao #
• 18:22 @chicrunner lol!!! how? #
• 18:24 @urbandaily this should be good. #
• 18:32 @trckgk I'd definitely watch that hurdling showdown #
• 18:34 @kerronclement cool. haha the days when I got to see them perform feel so far away. they put on good shows. #
• 18:35 @tehgp don't know it bb #
• 18:42 @trckgk I know. I'm pretty sure I've seen Liu run at Hayward before. not sure about Robles. I'd love to see it happen there. #
• 18:44 @trckgk Robles was a BEAST in Beijing #
• 18:46 @toasterb0t ouch!!! bad kitty! #
• 18:47 @chicrunner yikes! that's a lot of texting! #
• 21:52 @trckgk ohh, I didn't think about that. I'll have to look at that article that lists the events again #
• 21:57 @simplyn2deep huh? #
• 22:06 @piratesswoop lol bb lawlz #
• 22:07 @phee78 hey pheefoooo #
• 22:10 @tehgp *snuggz* #
• 00:45 @Phee78 nm bb what's up w/you? #
• 00:45 @simplyn2deep the thing about a half mile in 4 minutes #
• 00:45 @tehgp rocky??? #
• 00:46 @Outsanity popcorn and porn? #
• 01:19 @Outsanity Oh really? #
• 01:23 @Phee78 what's for dinner? #
• 01:25 @Outsanity I'm a tease ONE TIME and this is where it gets me =P #
• 01:30 @Outsanity Actually, that's pretty much the truth. Once a tease, always a tease. #
• 01:31 @Outsanity Shouldn't we move this over to direct messages? #
• 01:41 @Outsanity actually, I'm sorry to disappoint, but for whatever reason I'm just not in the mood tonight. I tried to get into one #
• 01:41 @Phee78 YUM! #
• 01:45 @trckgk according to this article in our local paper, they ARE having the men's 110m high hurdles at the 2010 Pre Classic #
• 01:45 @trckgk so, there's still hope for that EPIC showdown! #
• 01:46 @trckgk I'd count on that happening before I'd count on Bolt showing up here, sadly. His loss. #
• 01:49 @Outsanity I blame it on hormones...and the wrong time of the month. Dammit. #
• 01:49 @Outsanity Seriously, I tried porn and it didn't work #
• 01:50 @crankye get your toes crunched up in the front of the shoes? #
• 02:02 @crankye nah. heels are just evil like that #
• 02:17 @Outsanity yes, it will. It's ruining a lot of things right now #
• 03:08 @Phee78 pheefo you gotta stop me from legit stalking wheatiez. I found out some info i really SHOuLDN'T know just now #
• 03:25 @Phee78 an address. a goldmine for a stalker chick #
• 03:25 @butnotquite FAHKIN SWEET!!! #
• 03:28 @Phee78 um yeah I don't need a formal restraining order filed against me over liking a boy. no bueno. #

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• 18:59 @crankye sooooo cuteeeeeee. I want to cuddle a bb wombat! #
• 01:04 @Phee78 @emscharitykiss did either of you see the stat message I had on FB before I deleted it? #
• 01:05 @phee78 @emscharitykiss a girl on the bus yesterday saw my Wheatiez button and asked "Is that your bf?" Me: UH. NO. I WISH. #

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• 17:18 @Phee78 pheefooooooo get on FB and leave me a commenttttt #
• 17:19 @aggyrun how does that taste? #
• 17:20 @aggyrun I want to make my own apple ginger juice. The stuff in the stores is like 3.50 for less than a pint. #
• 17:22 @navy_brat_1972 OHHH BURNNNNNN HAHAHAA #
• 17:25 LOL I'm going to swimmer hell for what I just said about Michael Phelps #
• 17:31 @Phee78 oooh ok. Well, you should still comment OMG SEPTEMBER IS ON BRB DANCING WITH WEHATIEZ(Wheatiez) #
• 17:40 @Phee78 noo that's a song he likes and it came on and I would totally get down to that with him #
• 18:01 @Phee78 Can I still slow dance with Thorpey? #
• 18:05 @Phee78 YAAAAYYY I just think it would be so much cuter to awkwardly dance with him #
• 18:07 @piratesswoop @navy_brat_1972 please tell me you two don't actually watch tht #
• 18:07 @piratesswoop @navy_brat_1972 the Duggars freak me out even more than Octomom #
• 18:09 @navy_brat_1972 haha ok. I don't watch it either because I don't have cable #
• 22:33 @tehgp bb what happened??? #
• 22:34 @navy_brat_1972 idk, maybe it's just the whole "all the kids' names start with J including Jinger. #
• 22:35 @navy_brat_1972 I just think if you NEED that many kids in your family, there might be some big hole you're trying to fill inside you #
• 22:35 @navy_brat_1972 with Octomom that isn't even a question. It's obvious she had needs that those kids had to fill #
• 22:36 @piratesswoop LULZ bb? RLY? LOL #
• 22:38 @piratesswoop rofl. I love the word clusterfuck. I rly do. :D I legit want to LOL at the name Jinger #
• 23:00 @anngaff ooh a twitter account I'm not following yet...this is about to change :D #
• 23:03 @anngaff woohoo! The Pre Classic is one of the meets listed where they'll do steeple! No hammer, though. Our hammer area isn't big enough #
• 23:03 @anngaff I just remembered they're doing a separate thing for hammer throwers anyway. #
• 23:04 @anngaff I hope they do men's and women's PV in 2010. They've only done them both one time, I think. #
• 23:39 @anngaff Bummer. I eagerly await the day I'll see Steven Hooker vault at Hayward. IDK if this will happen since it's mostly Nike athletes. #
• 23:57 dammit this is the third or fourth time I've ALMOST commented on that asinine status that bb Wheatiez put up and I just can't do it #
• 23:57 ...because I'm too afraid he'll take my comment the wrong way and I'll piss him off and I dnw that. #
• 23:59 I never thought i'd see the day where I was actually OFFENDED by something Andy Wheating said on FB, but that day has come. #
• 00:00 @emscharitykiss hay emz. #
• 00:01 @emscharitykiss is it bad that Wheatiez' last stat message is still bugging me? #
• 00:06 WHAT IS UP WITH TWITTER RIGHT NOW #
• 00:17 Twitter is making me want to hit a bitch right now #
• 00:59 @wuzzer85 did you SEE his last status message?? #
• 01:09 @wuzzer85 the topless one. I thought it stank of douchebaggery lol. #
• 01:09 @wuzzer85 or should that read "stunk"? #
• 01:10 @wuzzer85 either way, what I was going to say was that if you changed "topless" to "in a speedo" and applied it to athletic dudes that I #
• 01:10 @wuzzer85 would agree with the status message #
• 01:20 @wuzzer85 I have a screencap of the status message that was put up by the "hacker" haha #
• 01:38 @Eamon_Sullivan haha. That is a pretty funny show. What episode is it? #
• 02:00 #Twitition Let's Get @theEllenShow to help @emscharitykiss contact Robert Pattinson! twitition.com/i6kdw @emscharitykiss #
• 02:23 I really need to remind myself of just how epic 2009 has been and f'ing forget how much the last four days of cold weather have sucked #

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• 14:22 @tehgp wat up bb #
• 14:23 @tehgp it is too fn cold today bb too fn cold and i still do not approve of wheatz choice of hairstyle atm #
• 14:26 I need to stop with the whole checking the tweets of people that for whatever reason, i don't like. it's masochism #
• 14:27 @toasterb0t are you tweeting from the dentist's office? #
• 14:29 @tehgp boo hiss boo. i think it might be in the 30s here brrr need thermal layerssss #
• 14:30 @tehgp it's 32 degrees outside...fuuuuu cold weatherrrrrr FUUUUUUU #
• 14:32 ROFLLLL THIS: questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1550 #
• 14:47 @tehgp oh, you suck. jk. lol bb I think maybe bb wheatz hairstyle IS growing on me...a LITTLE. It's not like the Monstrosity that Ian had #
• 14:48 @tehgp IDEK ABOUT HIM: hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs024.snc3/11135_212472347989_776662989_4201458_6059031_n.jpg #
• 14:49 @tehgp still looks rly bad here: bit.ly/8X8ztn #
• 14:51 NO I WILL NOT 4GIVE U 4 THAT HAIR! bit.ly/8SUBg4 #
• 14:54 @tehgp does this mean you see wat I'm sayin bout his hurr? #
• 14:56 @tehgp haha ok. ooh Spencer's pretty hurr: hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs023.snc3/11055_1197666336606_1076910126_30501742_6094449_n.jpg #
• 14:57 WHEATIEZ I'M CHEATIN ON U WITH SPENCER CARTER BECAUSE OF YOUR HAIR RIGHT NOW. JUST LETTIN YOU KNOW. #
• 15:33 @tehgp ok I just realized that bb may have had this haircut for a while #
• 15:34 @tehgp pic from a few weeks ago: photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs068.snc3/13535_195903417989_776662989_4062434_1969641_n.jpg #
• 15:56 You know you're an autograph whore when you bring your own Sharpie pens with you to track meets in case an opportunity presents itself. #
• 17:05 @jillyb14 ugh now I have a Smashmouth song stuck in my head #
• 17:27 @calidreamn08 man, cute shirtless guys are why I sometimes wish I was into swimmers more than I'm into runners. #
• 17:29 @DestinyTrack42 *hugs* What happened? #
• 17:36 to bb Wheatiez: Plz take notes from Spencer Carter. Keep your hair shaggy and luxurious, bb. None of this undercut crap! Grrr. DNW! #
• 17:38 Bah. In my avoidance of the cold weather I neglected to take out the trash. #
• 17:49 @simplyn2deep augh that's awful! #
• 21:22 *sigh* I really wanna say something to wheatiez on FB chat, but I'm SO AWKWARD #
• 21:24 @xhoipolloix 12 nieces and nephews? OMG. THE HORROR OF CHRISTMAS SHOPPING D: #
• 21:31 @xhoipolloix Geez. That doesn't make the month of July much easier than Christmas, does it? I'm sorry =/ #
• 22:06 Just heard this from my mom about Wheatiez: "I think he's a fuckin dumbass." And I just started laughing. Poor bb #
• 22:08 @Phee78 PHEEFOOOOO #
• 22:20 @Phee78 hey pheefo! OMG i saw something today that would have been PERFECT for your holiday photo! A giant peppermint candy cane lollipop! #
• 22:22 @Phee78 I would have taken a pic for you but i didn't have the mobile phone. That lollipop costs 20 bucks!!! Geezzz #
• 22:27 @Phee78 It was about as big as one of those giant lollipops you can buy in candy shops, but twice as thick #
• 22:28 @Phee78 and it came in a box! #
• 22:40 bb's latest status: Andy Wheating - Sometiems i wish i could interupt people like a director does and be like..."aaaaand cut!(con't) #
• 22:41 (con't) Lets try that story again but without the crying aaaaand let say topless ok? and action!"
  [bb IDK if I approve of this message] #
• 22:53 @TheBodyBakery I've always wanted to order something from your site but I could never make up my mind! #
• 23:09 @tehgp gnight bb! later gator! #
• 23:52 @Phee78 that is EXACTLY what I thought. HE IS SUCH A BOY. #
• 23:58 @emscharitykiss yes I do want to know what you thought! #
• 00:04 @emscharitykiss lol a knob??? My mom just thinks he's a dumbass now lmao poor Wheatiez. #
• 00:13 @emscharitykiss still there emz? #
• 00:23 @emscharitykiss he's a weird boy. he's a very strange boy indeed. #
• 00:29 @crankye "YOU MOTHERCHUCKER." #
• 00:36 @BeeKayBlaze g'night! #
• 01:08 @Phee78 grossssss #
• 01:13 @Phee78 eeeewwww #

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1. I want a job
2. I want it to be warm outside
3. I want my boo to come home already
4. I want to look good in a bikini
5. I want to not worry about money anymore (but that won't happen for a while)
6. I want to be Beyonce, even if just for a day
7. I want my dad to stop being an idiot
8. I want my mom to support herself
9. I want to find a bra that actually fits
10. I want to get good grades on all my finals
11. I want this semester to be overrrr (3 more days!)
12. I want something good to be on tv
13. I want to know what I want to do
14. I want to watch a movie
15. I want Taylor Swift's headband
16. I want Lauren Conrad's clothes
17. I want to meet Hugh Laurie
18. I want the motivation to actually get a job
19. I want really awesome hair
20. I want to stop hurting myself (but that's proving to be hard)

• 14:24 poor bb Wheatiez. Victim of a FB hijacking. still funny as hell though. #
• 14:25 @phee78 someone went in and posted that to his FB(I figured as much) it's gone now. #
• 14:27 @anngaff aww cool. I wanna meet Meb! #
• 18:03 @destinytrack42 "how cute are these boots?" #
• 20:56 NO, BB WHEATIEZ. I DO NOT APPROVE OF THIS UNDERCUT. TSK. What is with my favorite Olympians and haircuts? SMFH. #
• 20:58 LMAO this boy cannot take a serious pic with his friends. #
• 20:59 @tehgp bb bb Wheatiez got a haircut and I do not approve. #
• 20:59 @tehgp photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs004.snc3/11135_212472342989_776662989_4201457_1496605_n.jpg NO. Just. NO. #
• 21:22 @tehgp No, until it grows OUT it will not grow on me. dnw. At least don't spike it like that. I HATED it when Thorpey did that to his hair! #
• 21:42 @tehgp bb I just thought of something. I'll forgive Wheatz for the hair if he lets me snuggle him in that sweater. =D #
• 21:43 @djritzenhein You did GREAT commentary at NXN! #
• 21:49 @tehgp photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs024.snc3/11135_212472312989_776662989_4201451_760103_n.jpg I'd hit that #
• 21:58 @Phee78 PHEEFOOOO #
• 22:09 sup pheefo! I got a pic to link you to #
• 22:13 @followlolo haha! I know a couple of people who could do a full body throwdown #
• 22:14 @phee78 I'll link you in a little bit iLn #
• 22:15 @phee78 I'll link you in a little bit I'm on a mobile phone now #
• 22:55 @emscharitykiss *hugs* I sort of feel the same way right now #
• 23:08 @emscharitykiss ugh I was so depressed today that I refused to get out of the car when I was right next to the track #
• 23:28 @emscharitykiss *sigh* not at this rate. It's gonna be in the 30s tomorrow and i lack the proper clothing to stay warm. #
• 23:28 @emscharitykiss I kind of feel like crying today but I just can't #
• 23:30 @emscharitykiss It's okay. It's just one of those days. I just need to get through it and move on. That's all I CAN do. #
• 23:34 @tehgp nini bb *snuggz* later gator #
• 00:15 @Phee78 PHEEFO I CAN LINK YOU NAO #
• 00:17 @Phee78 LOOOK photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs024.snc3/11135_212472312989_776662989_4201451_760103_n.jpg #
• 00:19 @Phee78 lol right now I'm torn between saying he looks stupid there and saying "I WOULD SO HIT THAT." #
• 00:20 @Phee78 "I can see your brain through your nostrils...haha are those marbles rolling around in there?"(I'M MEAN. i'M sorry bb) #
• 00:20 @Phee78 How about...Christmas themed lollipops! #
• 00:22 @Phee78 that was so mean! I'M sorry bb wheatiez! you know i love you!!! <333 #
• 00:22 @Phee78 Six white boomers? #
• 00:27 @Phee78 lmao this is the most hilarious thing I've heard since Come To Australia(You Might Accidentally Get Killed!) #
• 00:27 @emscharitykiss *hugs* you don't fail as an Aussie! #
• 00:29 @emscharitykiss WHAT! Pheefz wants you out??? #
• 00:35 @emscharitykiss lmao I giggled so hard watching that! #
• 00:35 @Phee78 IT IS! :D *snuggz Wheatiez in a cozy Christmas sweater* #
• 00:37 @emscharitykiss @phee78 it's GREAT!!!! The Rabbids are eerily cute. #
• 00:39 @Phee78 @emscharitykiss www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzTG0fTLAlU #
• 00:43 @emscharitykiss aww you're cute! I remember that vid of you sucking helium!!! HAHAHA #
• 00:44 @Phee78 HAHA! YEAH, HE CAN BE! #
• 00:44 @Phee78 "ALVINNNNN!!!!!!" #
• 00:58 @piratesswoop ORANGES AND HOT CHOCOLATE? OM NOM NOM NOW I WANT TO PUT ORANGE ZEST IN MY COCOA #
• 01:26 DID I EVER MENTION HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS F'ING TEAM? BTW, Lyndsay Pearson ROCKS :D #
• 01:30 WHEATIEZ I LOVE YOU SO F*CKIN MUCH LOL I WOULD SAY YOU HAVE NO IDEA, BUT YOU PROBABLY ACTUALLY DO HAVE AN IDEA. #
• 01:34 Hmm. This Caress exfoliating body wash is pretty good. I can still smell it on me. It's not the Tone sugar scrub I love, but it's good #

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